Slam poetry. Yelling. Angry. Waving my hands a lot. Specific point of view on things. Cynthia. Cyn-thi-a. Jesus died for our Cynthia’s. Jesus cried. Runaway bride. Julia Roberts. Julia rob-hurts. Cynthia. Mmmmm Cynthia, you’re dead. You are dead. Be boop beep you’re dead.
Schmidt, 22 Jump Street (via the-redsunrise)

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springkingsurfking:

kill-natalie:

am I the only one who tries to learn lyrics to rap songs so I can surprise people during car rides

Omg

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fatbabeprincess:

queenofhamburgers:

gaysslay:

fem girls who wear dresses and blush make me cry
but masc girls who wear snapbacks and v-necks make me sweat

Girls who can pull both off makes me a sweaty, crying heap of gay

Did u mean
satan-clit

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  • parents: no boys at your sleepover
  • lesbian: :)

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At what point do you take girls out of school altogether because boys can’t handle it?
Parent of a female teen whose school banned leggings (via yball)

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theseductivemexican:

akapale:

lanactrlaltdelrey:

straight guys in gay porn like “ive never had a dick in me before”

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I AM FUCKING CRYING OH MY GOD

HAHAHA

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thestolencaryatid:

passive aggressive family members

"guess i’ll never be a grandma"

"guess i’ll never be an aunt"

"guess i’ll never be able to dress a niece/nephew"

stop feeling so entitled to my hypothetical offspring. it is not yours. it is mine. i will grow it if i grow it. and it will be mine. not yours. i am not an incubator which grants you familial titles. jesus. go away. this “have a baby i can play with” thing is so impersonal and insensitive and annoying.

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